Noirsville Tune of the Week

 Warm Beer And Cold Women

Intro

Aye  all right,

This is about a um...I'd kinda reached the end of an emotional cul-de-sac one particular evening, um

It's a strange sort of evening, I ending up at the little vinyl place called 'The Three Little Pigs'

Well I was staring at the beer nuts and the swizzle sticks and the

The three little pigs and I was getting a lot of visual and verbal insubordination

From a double knit character in the corner...

One of those nights...

Lyrics

Warm beer and cold women, no I just don't fit in

Every joint I stumbled into tonight

That's just how it's been

All these double knit strangers with

Gin and vermouth and recycled stories

In the Naugahyde booths

With the platinum blondes

And tobacco brunettes

I'll be drinkin' to forget you

I'll lite another cigarette

And the band's playin' something

By Tammy Wynette

And the drinks are on me tonight

All my conversations now I'll just be

Talkin' about you baby

And borin' some sailor as I try to get through

I just want him to listen

That's all you have to do

He said I'm better off without you

Till I showed him my tattoo

Now the moon's rising

Ain't got no time to lose

Time to get down to drinking

Tell the band to play the blues

And drink's are on me, I'll buy another round

At the last ditch attempt saloon

Warm beer and cold women, no I just don't fit in

Every joint I stumbled into tonight

That's just how it's been

All these double knit strangers with

Gin and vermouth, receding hairlines

In the Naugahyde booths

With the platinum blondes

And tobacco brunettes

I'll be drinking to forget you baby

I'll lite a menthol cigarette

And the band's playing somethin'

By Johnnie Barnett

And the last ditch attempt saloon