Thursday, April 14, 2016

Noirsville Tune Of The Week





Again more "aural noir" from the great Tom Waits.



Pasties And A G-String


Smellin like a brewery 
lookin like a tramp
ain't got a quarter 
got a postage stamp
and a five o'clock shadow boxing 
all around the town
talking with the old men 
sleeping on the ground

Bazanti bootin
al zootin al hoot 
and Al Cohn
sharin this apartment 
with a telephone pole
and it's a fish net stockings 
spike heel shoes
strip tease, prick tease 
car kease blues
and the porno floor show 
live nude girls
dreamy and creamy 
and the brunette curls
chesty Morgan, and a 
Watermelon Rose
raise my rent and take off 
all your clothes
with the trench coats 
magazines bottle full a rum
she's so good, it make 
a dead man cum, with
pasties and a g-string 
beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass 
and a Buffalo squeeze
wrinkles and cherry 
and twinky and pinky
and Fefe live from Gay Paree
fanfares rim shots 
backstage who cares
all this hot burlesque for me

cleavage cleavage thighs and hips
from the nape of her neck 
to the lips tick lips
chopped and channeled 
and lowered and louvered
and a cheater slicks 
and baby moons
she's hot and ready 
and creamy and sugared
and the band is awful 
and so are the tunes

crawlin on her belly shakin like jelly
and I'm gettin harder than 
Chinese algebraziers and cheers 
from the compendium here
hey sweet heart they're yellin for more
squashin out your cigarette butts 
on the floor
and I like Shelly 
you like Jane
what was the girl with the snake skins name
it's an early bird matinee' 
come back any day
getcha little sompin 
that cha can't get at home
getcha little sompin 
that cha can't get at home
pasties and a g-string 
beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass 
and a Buffalo squeeze
popcorn front row 
higher than a kite
and I'll be back tomorrow night
and I'll be back tomorrow night

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